thejunglenook:

khaleesri:

"no homo" I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

This joke is lethal

slihgtlydyslexic:

vuls:

prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead 

then prepare for skeleton war

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adamusprime:

did you know that “friends” stands for:

  • feebee
  • rachel
  • it’s joey
  • everyone is friends
  • nonica
  • dross
  • shandler
contraception:

are you feeling it now mr krabs?

tkyle:

me accepting the ice bucket challenge

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you

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thepagejakeenglish:

CANT RISK IT

obesenigger:

"describe yourself in one word" image

samchekov:

heyfunniest:

WOW

If you ever feel bad about running a 16 minute mile

wrrench:

YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN
YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY SEVENTEEN

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OH YEAH

sniffling:

the only advice you’ll ever need