aquachilddicksquad:

forcing people to listen to my music when I’m driving

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gloriousbacchus:

religiousmom:

tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb

lordoftheswag:

did you just say the n word?

white person:

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theinnkeeperlibrarian:

leepacey:

a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)

That’s exactly the appropriate response.

porkrub:

"Cool easy dorm decor!": *rainbow paint swatches, Christmas lights, quote about traveling with letters poorly cut out of pictures*

zankiehoh:

nicoles vocabulary:

  • HAAAAYDUHHHNN
  • hayden stahhhpppp!!!!!!
  • no!!!!
  • COHHHHDDYYYY
  • zach is attacking me on a personal level he called me a fruitloop dingus i am so offended
  • HAYDUHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNN NO!!!

third-personomniscient:

nothinbutmaggotybread:

when i see a cute boy

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I’m on mobile and I was in no way ready for that image when it loaded

pomfette:

sarrzuu:

officialbeyonceknowles:

Stop over jealous and insecure boys 2014 

what the hell is hw even code for 

hand wjobs 

caelas:

girls are so hot???? like i see a hot girl every 2 seconds.  and a hot guy about every 2 weeks.  and even then i’m wary because he might end up yelling something rude at me or making a rape joke or something

me: *is Cool and Nice*